Something from a forward email.

A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABC Hospital. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse" and charged them RM60.00.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an Appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave.

Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house - I'm married and we can't go to my house. Shangri-la Putrajaya charges RM250.00, Mandarin Oriental charges RM280.00, Le Meridian charges M230.00. We do it here for RM60.00 and I get that back from "Medical Claim".......!

From my otherself's blog~

Part 1

A: You will love this burger!
B: Sure ornot?
A: Take a bit won't you?
B: *Bite* Mmmm, this tastes GREAT! What's it made of? Beef?
A: Are you an idiot?
C: Cows died out years ago and the only chickens left are museum pieces!
A: Where have you been this few hundred years?
B: Oh shit! Then what the heck did I just eat?
A: Nothing to be alarmed about, it's just ratz.
B: * Bleargh * (PUKES)
C: What an idiot. He actually believed that cows and chickens had died out.

Part 2

A: What are you doing?
B: *didn't hear*
A: Hello~~ Earth to B Earth to B? What are you doing??
B: *still cleaning the porcelain piece - can't hear*
C: (Takes out a howler) WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT THING?!!!
B: (Takes his earphones out) You were saying?
A: Forget it...

Part 3

A: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
B: What the heck is up with you?!
C: He's gone all nuts about this hot girl he had his eyes on since 2 months ago.
A: She is so so so cute when she smiles.
B: I get what you mean..
C: OI!! Stop talking to yourself!!
A: Shut it will you? I'm trying to concentrate!
C: Concentrate on what? Dreaming or the class?
A: Both!
B: Both my foot!!! Your not taking notes nor are you sleeping!
A: Since when do you need to be asleep to dream? Or take notes to b concentrating in class?
B & C: Oh to heck with you! Let's leave him to his day dreaming and get back to sleep.
A: Damn she is soooo kawaii!!!
B & C: (Stuffs A into a gunny sack and leaves him outside class) Messed up fella.
A: (Somehow has a mic in hand which is connected to the lecture room) YOU ARE SO SO CUTE!!!
B & C: Someone, kill him already!!!
*BANG BANG BANG*
D: Done.
B & C: Thanks..
A: You~~ Are~~ So~~ lovely, cute, shy and kawaii!!!~~~
B, C & D: Forget it..damn crazy guy..die oledi still wan cont..
From that day onwards that same phrase would be heard at that lecture hall.

THE FIVE EMOTIONAL LOVE LANGUAGES

THE FIVE EMOTIONAL LOVE LANGUAGES,

Which of the five are you? Take a test:

Site 1:

http://www.afo.net/hftw-lovetest.asp

Site 2:

http://www.fivelovelanguages.com/30sec.html

My results were:

1. Physical Touch [read below for definition]

2. Quality Time [read below for definition]

The most important one to me is Physical Touch, as since a long time ago I've been feeling insecure. Through learning how to counsel others, I've found out about myself at the same time. To be able to help others, I should at least be able to help myself first.

DEFINITIONS for THE FIVE LOVE LANGUAGES:

Chapman's Five Emotional Love Languages (Source: http://marriage.about.com/cs/communicationkeys/a/lovelanguage.htm ):

• Words of Affirmation
  This is when you say how nice your spouse looks, or how great the dinner tasted. These words will also build your mate's self image and confidence.
• Quality Time
  Some spouses believe that being together, doing things together and focusing in on one another is the best way to show love. If this is your partner's love language, turn off the TV now and then and give one another some undivided attention.
• Gifts
  It is universal in human cultures to give gifts. They don't have to be expensive to send a powerful message of love. Spouses who forget a birthday or anniversary or who never give gifts to someone who truly enjoys gift giving will find themselves with a spouse who feels neglected and unloved.
• Acts of Service
  Discovering how you can best do something for your spouse will require time and creativity. These acts of service like vacuuming, hanging a bird feeder, planting a garden, etc., need to be done with joy in order to be perceived as a gift of love.
• Physical Touch
  Sometimes just stroking your spouse's back, holding hands, or a peck on the cheek will fulfill this need.

Been meaning to post this post since way before the exams 2 months ago.. I feel it's important for people to know about this.. We live for the sake of ourselves. Stress kills us. If we can't even feel at home with our spouses, how else would we be able to de-stress or try to enjoy what little pleasures life / GOD can offer?

Take the test. It's good to know which love language you belong to. In the end your benefiting yourself and your spouse, if you know each other's love languages, your relationship can and should be more stable. To get a better idea of the concepts, I recommend you watch the movie : 爱情万岁 also known as LOVE MATTERS.

Thats all for now.. Sorry for such long absence in updates. Been busy and have 0 inspiration to write at present.